In the 1500's the historically gay King James I proposed a new translation of the bible, birthing the most popular version to date. But why? In this hilariously historically inaccurate play, King James questions the role of the church and the scripture in order to make way for his new translation, much to the chagrin of two high priests who are nothing if not traditional. The fast-paced and witty banter provide an accessible look as to how this translation came to be, and asks the question: Why can't religion be a bit more fabulous?